March 8, 2004, 9:27 am
Name: COMMISH
Message: 2004 is begin updated! This is a test!
April 18, 2003, 12:15 am
Name: Comish
Message: Ok... it looks like my Internet problems have been solved... So I\\\'ll update the final page ASAP. Meanwhile, all the big jerks ..er.. Winners... have been paid. Note to self: Rodandello needs more cash for his sweet 16 u-pick victory and Eshawn is owed some duckets as well. Federman owes the house more than his winnings so.. no love there... Once again, McNay got over 500 beans for his 100ish total input... I think that sets a record. Anyway, in re-cape.. I hope to update the site, now that it\\\'s accessible, some time soon. Stay Tuned, true beleivers... Spidy has got you in mind! Commishna Kdog
April 11, 2003, 1:53 pm
Name: Nash
Message: Marquette can eat my fuc. What a lame showing. Texassss...geez, give them the game. Go play some football or do some shooting. I think Roy Williams should be demoted to the CBA. Quit crying about reporters and work on the free throws.
April 8, 2003, 5:04 pm
Name:
Message: Now, whens can I git my money? You better up and step off that wad, and start dolin. hear. I ain\\\'t havin no boooolshit bout come back next week or nuttin, I ain\\\'t hearin it. I gots to get mines, so I kin head down to compton swap meet, y\\\'all, so if\\\'n you gots a problem wit dat, maybe you gots a problem wit dis here gat.
April 8, 2003, 1:15 pm
Name: COMMUSH
Message: OK fools.. ITS OVER. You can all go home now. First, I want to thank you all for once again making this year a great tourney.. It truly is a blast from my perspective to provide you all with a forum for your Beans, and your wisdom (or lack there of) Secondly, Start saving your beans for NEXT year.. Several new options are in the works that should be a blast. Heres to Davis taking the Georgia job and McNay stocking MY frig with some Tribute Beverages... Congrats Winners!! -Now SUUUUUck IT!!!
April 8, 2003, 10:25 am
Name: Dukie
Message: Congrats to Prof Griff for his win in the 64 Lotto. The kid\\\'s not even 2 and he\\\'s already taking our money. Dang!
April 8, 2003, 1:45 am
Name: Pool Bully
Message: Every blind freakin squirrel. McNay doubles up on the pick em. Boeheim gets a title. What could be next? Will Polanski win an Oscar?
April 8, 2003, 12:34 am
Name: Kevin
Message: Congrats, can not believe someone had double shock power on the brackets. I will gladly take my 50 beans and thank Mr. commish for his service this year (and the other 2 years that I\\\'ve played).
April 7, 2003, 11:54 pm
Name: Rodandello
Message: Congrats Dukie-guess that goes to show y\\\'all greed doesn\\\'t pay. Does anybody know how to make a friggin\\\' free throw? Guess I\\\'ll stop off and grab some of Milwaukee\\\'s Best on the way home.
April 7, 2003, 11:34 pm
Name: Dukie
Message: YEEEEAAAAAAHAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!
April 7, 2003, 7:10 pm
Name: Rodandello
Message: Sorry Dukie-I gotta be greedy on this one-Good luck to all-Party on Saturday if the Hawks can pull it out.
April 7, 2003, 7:03 pm
Name: Dukie
Message: Looks like the split is out. May the best man win the big jellies.
April 7, 2003, 6:53 pm
Name: Coach Knight
Message: Hoping for a Kansas victory to keep the beer and bong hits flowin at the Rodandello Ranch,but if old Shawny\\\'s luck with pools is anything like his luck with the ladies, it will be Milwaukee\\\'s Best and resin for our good friend.
April 7, 2003, 6:48 pm
Name: j
Message:
April 7, 2003, 7:46 am
Name: Sandrick
Message: Yeah, I may not have any teams left, but at least I know how to use my keyboard and/or use two-letter words properly, JACKASS!
April 6, 2003, 6:57 pm
Name: Dukie
Message: Hey Sandrick, how many teams to you have left?? Looks like I\\\'m still in the running. Fed head has figured out what a Cuse win means. Cuse Win = McNay gets lots of Jelly Beans AGAIN. And I\\\'m happy for Feds. He\\\'ll be able to buy more blow favors from the boys at the park. =)
April 6, 2003, 5:25 pm
Name: For Jones
Message: I\\\'m getting you a set of panties for every day of the week!
April 6, 2003, 5:23 pm
Name: Fucked
Message: Oh gawd, I think I\\\'m going to puke. I need a \\\'Cuse victory for a bigger payout(E-shawn\\\'s pole), but that will Leave McnayNay with a 1,2 finish in this here tournamenttayIsayNay. Fuck, what\\\'s a good Jew to do...yep, I\\\'m routing for my money..>GO \\\'Cuse, sorry dello
April 6, 2003, 5:19 pm
Name: Da big Winner
Message: I\\\'m thinking I\\\'m buying...The reacharounds, that is! I\\\'ve got a guaranteed purse of $100. Kansas Victory. Or I\\\'ve got option b, a \\\'Cuse victory and and a payout(or is that a payload) from the E-hanging-out-at-the park-lookin-for-(c)ummmm-business*spits* bracketfest. Wahoooooo!!!! Let\\\'s see, here. I\\\'m buying, yeah that\\\'s right, I\\\'m buying....I\\\'m buying all you biatches some new panties!!!
April 6, 2003, 11:29 am
Name: Dukie
Message: Hey Rondello?? Since the U-Pick and the Auction is between us? Wanna do a split on the 1st and 2nd Place Money? I\\\'m game if you are. Let me know before Monday.
April 6, 2003, 3:31 am
Name: ass clown
Message: If THAT isn\\\'t the kiss of death I do not know what is . . .
April 6, 2003, 3:31 am
Name: ass clown
Message: Ohyeah, one other thing. If Syracuse beats Kansas Monday, the birthday boy/reacharound master/T-Bag Feds beats 153 other entries and wins the whole thing in my pool. That\\\'s somewhere between $250 and $400 -- can\\\'t remember for sure \\\'cuz I LOST INTEREST A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO. Good luck, Al -- I hope you win :-)
April 6, 2003, 3:10 am
Name: ass clown
Message: All right that\\\'s enough I reckon. Anyone hosting an NCAA Championship watching thingie??? T.J. Ford = Invisible.
April 6, 2003, 3:09 am
Name: ass clown
Message: Mmmm, sword swallowingggggggggggggggggggggg . . .
April 6, 2003, 3:09 am
Name: ass clown
Message: Yes, we have the Americans surrounded at the airport. And Marquette will win the NCAA crown. -- Iraq Minister of Sword Swallowing
April 6, 2003, 3:08 am
Name: ass clown
Message: Biggio = centerfielder. Bagwell = T-Baghdad. Baghdad = runins. Saddam = peter puffer of the utmost.
April 6, 2003, 3:08 am
Name: ass clown
Message: Hey, it\\\'s only 2:07 here . . . mmmm, time changgggggggeeeeeee . . .
April 6, 2003, 3:07 am
Name: ass clown
Message: For the umpteenth consecutive year I have lost more beans than paid for the Auction. Surprise!!!
April 6, 2003, 3:07 am
Name: ass clown
Message: Um, WHAT THE3 FUCK WAS TEXAS thinking down the stretch?? Lessee, have our bad-ass point guard dribble down withing 25 feet of bucket then pick up dribble. Kill as much clock as possible. Let Syracuse dunk not once not twice but THREE FUCKING TIMES to end the game. Egg-cellent coaching, Rick \\\"Watching Federman give reacharounds?\\\" Barnes . . .
April 6, 2003, 3:05 am
Name: ass clown
Message: Permission to change my ASSFL team name to: Watching Federman give reacharounds?
April 6, 2003, 12:13 am
Name: lee
Message: who would have thought ....kans...ass..... and the orangemen.......... fuck....... hey .......fuck.......off.......purdue still sucks
April 5, 2003, 10:03 pm
Name: mr. 50 beans (Kevin)
Message: well thanks to Kansas for the most lopsided final four game in recent memory. Can I double my pleasure Monday? Only time will tell.
April 5, 2003, 5:10 pm
Name: Eat this
Message: stats are updated... Funny how the smack disipates when only a few folks have a legitimate chance... Anyway.. 3 bears into a good evening.. -MK
April 5, 2003, 8:04 am
Name: Commish
Message: To Dave.. I purposely held off on the annoucement to make SURE Mike D would not be voted \\\"couch of the year\\\".. and the winner is..... TIM TUGGLE!!! -Sorry Dukie.
April 4, 2003, 4:12 pm
Name: Sandrick
Message: SUUUUURRRRRRE they will. And Mike Davis will be coach of the year.
April 4, 2003, 8:26 am
Name: Commish
Message: NIT is over, winner to be announced by End of Day. -MK
April 1, 2003, 9:55 pm
Name: Sandrick
Message: Hey. Happy April Lee\\\'s Day. I wonder what Mike Davis is doing right now. Perhaps learning something from a REAL coach. Hey. I wonder what Mike Kerchiefyeski is doing tonight. Perhaps suckin\\\' some on some balls. Or maybe an egg cream. Don\\\'t forget to wish Federman a Happy Birthday. And then kick him in da nuts.
April 1, 2003, 9:20 pm
Name: commish
Message: What?!?!?! That lee musta had too much sheep seaman or something...... Figure this, Lee... YOU LOSE!!! Make THAT into a sweater and smoke it!! ta da!!!!
April 1, 2003, 6:16 pm
Name: lee
Message: yeah square in da nuts......... hey i am gonna go out tonite and do my busines and figure out who will win for ya all.....yea haaa
April 1, 2003, 9:40 am
Name: Sandrick
Message: Yeah, and I\\\'m rooting for the Commish to kick you square in da nuts.
March 31, 2003, 5:35 pm
Name: Dukie
Message: Sandrick, you are my hero!! With you rooting for Kansas, Sir Bobby is all but assured to take the top money. Can you get that good luck charm (Lee) to help in your rooting for the Kansas boys. Then they wouldn\\\'t even have to play the games.
March 31, 2003, 3:31 pm
Name: Kevin\\\'s impossible scenario
Message: Go Marquette, beat Kansas, but have Kansas cover, and then beat Syracuse in the final by a lot of points! Um, yeah... Seriously, go Marquette and Syracuse (man I hate rooting for them). And Kansas, if you win, cover the spread like you have so beautifully this tourney. I will not mention Texas here....
March 31, 2003, 1:14 pm
Name: Sandrick
Message: So it looks like I will be feverishly rooting AGAINST Syracuse and FOR Kansas so that Ms. Hurley can go crying to Sister Christian Late-ner, and Mr. Rodindeelio can take his Jelly Beans to the liquor store and barter for some beers.
March 31, 2003, 8:48 am
Name: Nash
Message: One thing I have noticed is that IU is screwed next year in the Big Ten. MSU, ILL. & Wisc. have way too many players coming back. When you add Minnesota & Michigan to this list, IU will proabably be NIT bound.
March 31, 2003, 8:16 am
Name: Dukie
Message: Lookie who\\\'s at the top of the heap!! I guess I should call Sir Bobby and tell him his bracket is winning.
March 30, 2003, 11:09 pm
Name: Pool Bully
Message: My prediction at this point -- KU vs. Syracuse in the finals with KU winning. Boeheim tanks a final every decade whether he needs to or not.
March 30, 2003, 9:24 pm
Name: Nash
Message: Go Longhorns!!! If the Catholics come through over Jayhawks then lay an egg in the finals, I might actually finally get some jelly beans. Anyone but Syracuse...I freakin\\\' hate those choads.
March 30, 2003, 9:04 pm
Name: commish
Message: Site is updated... THE EARL IS IN THE HUNT! Welcome Back!!
March 30, 2003, 2:18 pm
Name: Kevin Ka(Co)stner
Message: Kory, my lotto team Kansas is in, I finally won something! Drinks are on Feds! Too bad I\\\'m probably out of the pick-em. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.
March 30, 2003, 10:44 am
Name: lee
Message: dave dave dave..there are sooo many things i could say ..........but i will let them all ride because it isn\\\'t fair to pick on the kid in almost last place......and as for the sheep pluggin\\\' .it almost worked........damn...maybe goats next year......
March 30, 2003, 8:49 am
Name: Dukie
Message: Commish, Ok -3 and Tex -4 1/2.
March 30, 2003, 3:18 am
Name: Pool Bully
Message: Ed = Bagwell. Me = Biggio. He\\\'s nothing w/o me. Unfortunately I am nothing w/o him as well. Feh. Since Im not doing the full 13 at mini, may have to get on the diamond earlier than expected. Meanwhile, Marquette = bracket buster to the same tune that IU was last year. Glad I have one UK free bracket in here and two in Eds tourney. Dewayne Wade is an Oscar Robertson level badass at this point.
March 29, 2003, 3:34 pm
Name: Sandrick
Message: Oops. Too late Lee.
March 29, 2003, 3:33 pm
Name: Sandrick
Message: Hey, speaking of short, I haven\\\'t seen any brilliant smack from the sheep-pummelling Lee Paulsen. Maybe he\\\'s out in the yard finishing up his Sweet 16 picks.
March 29, 2003, 3:23 pm
Name: Commish
Message: Updates coming shortly.. (I think theres somesort of joke there, Ill let you guys take it from there) p.s. The crib is open from 4 on for todays games. The Stewarts will be over so please make an effort to drop by. -commish
March 29, 2003, 3:09 pm
Name: Sandrick
Message: Hey Kory! Where are the updates???? Whaddya doin\\\', planning a wedding or something? Attending a bridal show? Watching Federman give reacharounds? Chop chop Ming Lee. You go. You go now.
March 29, 2003, 9:55 am
Name: Dukie
Message: At least Duke made it to the Sweet 16, BeeIIttcchh!!! . Oh and I didn\\\'t see IU on the auction board this year. Back to the Norm. Davis is my new hero. He keeps you YAP runners in check. \\\"Its the players, not me\\\"
March 29, 2003, 9:53 am
Name: Dukie
Message: Sandrick you blow!! And you suck at Track and Field too!!! Missed you at the Auction!! I should have bought Arizona for 60 beans. I got away from the \\\"gotta spend money to make money\\\" plan.
March 29, 2003, 2:16 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Mmmm, beeeeeeeeeeeeer . . .
March 29, 2003, 2:15 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Anybody wanna play in a Spring softball league at Midwest? I\\\'ve got, like, 47 teams and Hayes is on the IR with that freaking hole in his head. Er, lung. Get well quick, bitch -- eat more BEER.
March 29, 2003, 2:12 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: And yes I\\\'m going for quantity and not quality with this series of late-night blathering. Just got done watching \\\"Conspiracy Theory\\\" -- MAN would I like to drag my tongue along Julia Roberts.
March 29, 2003, 2:10 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Fuggin\\\' nfl.com -- don\\\'t even have the 2003 skeds up yet. Sacks of shit.
March 29, 2003, 2:10 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Kobe had FORTY TWO FRIGGIN POINTS IN THE FIRST HALF??? Ohhhh, myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy . . .
March 29, 2003, 2:09 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Anyone else glad to not have to deal with Duke over tha last two rounds for the second year in a row :-)
March 29, 2003, 2:09 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Did Priest Holmes\\\' hip surgery equate to a lack of kneepads, or are those two not related?
March 29, 2003, 2:08 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Golly, too bad Butthole only had one player, huh? Steve Blake??? Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii fucked \\\'im.
March 29, 2003, 2:07 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Duke = Gay. Harrick = Cheater. Stewart = Reacharound.
March 29, 2003, 2:07 am
Name: Ass Clown
Message: Hmmm, now my U-Pick with Kentucky as champ ain\\\'t on here. Or was the Arizona one there the other day? K-Dog was gonna, um, manually insert my other brackets since he conveniently deleted it last Thurs. Not that it will matter, sports fans.
March 28, 2003, 6:48 pm
Name: Spike
Message: If The General had IU\\\'s roster at Tech, he would be in the tournament. If Mike Davis had Tech\\\'s roster at IU, we\\\'d be .500 at best...care to comment???? Davis blames the players to the national media?!?! That and his Kentucky game bullspit should be enough to at least get the Hoosier faithful lining up a replacement. Maybe Georgia will take Davis....GO IU!!! P.S. I know that all of you smackheads have noticed my rapid ascent up the leader board.
March 28, 2003, 6:07 pm
Name: Commish
Message: Sorry Earl (damn it\\\'s cool to see Earl on the board again!) I\\\'ll check in to it.. fear not.. you\\\'re valid and paid for. Sandrick: EAT IT! Jon and Ryan are coming over SPECIFICALLY to kick your ass in arcade games. Itll be called the... Hey lets get together and drink and have fun and KICK Sandrick Ass at Arcade games ... party. You, of course, are not invited. kdog
March 28, 2003, 12:44 pm
Name: Sandrick
Message: DANG McNay. Did you actually PAY for those Sweet 16 picks? Heck, you could have just GIVEN me your $15 and I woulda had Federman (since he is my pimp-ed ho) give you the Reach Around w/ Added Penetration. You MIGHT have gotten more out of THAT for your money.
March 28, 2003, 10:15 am
Name: Earl Nash
Message: K-Dog, have I been forsaken? Post my results. It is never a bad day after Duke gets beat.
March 27, 2003, 7:00 pm
Name: Update Central
Message: Alot of updates, go look!! not to late to get a 16 bracket in, as well. -Kory
March 27, 2003, 12:32 pm
Name: Sandrick
Message: Well, that just screwed everyone who picked Kentucky to win it all. And didn\\\'t I thank you by allowing you to compete with me on the foosball table? That should be considered an honor. Speaking of honor, I need to get back to the Kory B&G and finish eliminating everyone else from the Track and Field record books. Where\\\'s Jon Hayes? Where\\\'s Ryan Roberts? BRANG IT!!!
March 27, 2003, 7:48 am
Name: I quit
Message: Yep, No updates, smack board disapears.. Damn I Suck!! I vow to find out what is happing with the board and get it corrected by (next year) ... Sorry kids. Meanwhile.. I\\\'m sure Dave wants to know.. Sandrick got KY for the lotto.. you can thank me later. -mk
March 26, 2003, 10:31 pm
Name: Pool Bully
Message: So where did the smak go? Why does this site suck? Sorry about missing the auction -- had Pacer tix tonight. So eat me.